 A Financial Solution (705)
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.
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A man is walking around New York with his wife. They find a perfume shop, the wife goes in, and he w... | A Town Without Women (85)
In a Poor town in the middle of nowhere and no women, A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender,... |
Barbie (255)
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the wind... | Cats & Women (477)
What is a cat?
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totall... |
Cheap Hotels (565)
My wife and I saved some money by staying in a cheap hotel On our last vacation.
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The following people are stranded on a group of beautiful deserted islands........
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Erectile difficulty (144)
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A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door.
When the farmer's wife opened the ... |
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Two gay men decide to have a baby.
They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother art... |
Genie in A Bottle (766)
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The ... | Getting away from the Kids for Sex (249)
John & Marsha decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old... |
Hardware (182)
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and ask... |
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A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary.
The wife said, "Darling, embrac... |
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I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.
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I'm glad I'm a woman (489)
yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.
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Ladies - get your man on this course (501)
For all the men out there.
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My tire was thumping and I thought it was flat and when I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat... |
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A couple got married. The bride being religious, hung a sign on the wall above her bed. The sign sai... |
Respect (491)
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From The Original Hollywood Squares T.V. Show
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Here honey, you use the remote.
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To my darling husband (532)
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Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding pl... |
