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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was asto... |
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One US Blonde says to the other, "which is closer, Australia or the moon?"
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• Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
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Blonde: Everytime a... |
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
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